Love Me? Eat My Shit

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"Love Me? Eat My Shit" Swallow or I'm breaking up with you. Pathetic. If you love me you'll eat my shit. Look at you trying to prove yourself so bad. Go on, chew. Maybe if you eat it faster I'll let you be with me again. Show me how good of a toilet you can be. Don't let me get bored. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend anymore. I'm your Mistress now.