Unclogging My Human Toilet

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"Unclogging My Human Toilet" I rush over to take a big dump, but after wiping I look down and notice that you seem to be having a hard time swallowing my shit down? What's the matter toilet, feeling clogged? Let me fix that with my plunger....after I do, I roll my eyes when you request that I tell you how to chew. Really? You need instructions for that? It's called chewing, genius. I use the plunger again and make you "flush" down my wipe, too. Take care of it all, toilet. It's literally all you're supposed to be good for!