"What? Poop On Your Dick? That's Crazy!"

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"What? Poop On Your Dick? That's Crazy!" Normally I'd never even go to a guy's place on the first date, but I'm totally floored that you aren't just obsessed with hairy assholes, but you actually want me to SHIT on you?? That's so insane--but I agree, because I think you should try anything once...I sit in your freaky chair and birth a goliath turd all over your dick, and you use it to jerk off...I'm shocked that it starts turning me on...you cum and I watch, and before I know it I can't stop touching myself...you may have a new convert, perv